My Little Meta Game, II

My Little Metagame: Cards that are stupid and i hate them

Witches Vengeance
the enemy of all tribal weenie decks everywhere. When I saw this I showed it to my friend and now I'll never see the end of it

Control magic / kefnets last word / abduction
Yea, I like this card when I play it. But it really makes me wanna rage quit when I'm on the wrong end of it. Especially kefnets last word, which is far worse because since its a sorcery you can't just destroy the aura and get it back.

Tesya planeswalker
" your opponents creatures with hexproof can be targets of spells and abilities your opponents control as if they didn't have hexproof"
....
Is nothing sacred ? Fuck you wizards.

Guul draz assassin
Somehow, even though my opponent has to level this card up four times before using it, it is still a thorn in my side . Its even more annoying because I would personally never use this card, I think it costs too much to level it up. And I just don't like leveler cards , because I'm against investment.

As foretold
Every time I think about it I have to look this card up and make sure it actually works the way it seems to work, because it just seems wrong. Like aether vial only you can use it on your opponents turn ? Sure , its only good when you get it early , but it still seems wrong.

Cranial Extraction / Memoricide / Lost Legacy / the cap/ etc
" hey what's that card that keeps getting bigger ? "
" Sigh ... you mean kalonian hydra ? "
" Yea, exile it out of your deck . "
" Hey what's that card that -- "
" Bribery. "
" shitcan it. "
"FFFFUUUU"

Torment of Hailfire

Is this card really XBB ??


Rafiq of the many
No, no, no. I will not play your exalted bant deck. Go away.

Unbound Flourishing
I get what you're trying to do . Really. Its not going to work before I win, but I still feel obligated to get rid of this enchantment or prepare to counter a massive X cost spell. Its annoying.

Etrata the Silencer
I pointed out that you can give her double strike and the ability triggers twice. I should never have done that. Someone please explain that I'm wrong.