Prison Magic

B Eezy : Can someone help me build my own deck ?
Possum : I'm not gonna lie, it might be pretty hard to teach you to play this game better.
B Eezy: Its not the game its just the cards are too complicated, the way they’re written.
Possum: THE CARDS ARE THE GAME BEEZY!! You do literally exactly what it says on the card! It’s not Yugioh where it’s like 'Remove an xyz material so you gain 500 atk points on Wednesday , and then while standing on your head, write a new rule involving dragons and the color of their eyes!
B Eezy : Well, can I play this pithing needle on ixalans binding to get my avacyn back ?
Possum: No, that's an effect, not an activated ability. Its magic the gathering not wishful thinking the gathering.