White Men Can't Cook Rice
Me:[ About a soup with rice and pasta ] You don't have to microwave it the whole time. You can let it sit for a while. [ This is because I'm trying to minimize the time microwaving a plastic bowel ]
Islander 1: Yea but it'll get too soft if you do it that way.
Islander 2: This is why white people always cook rice wrong.
Me: [Flash of manly rage] I can cook rice.