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Prison Blog

In which Possum recounts his experiences as an offender in the system.

Possum Bones is autistic. He has identified as a dirty kid in the past, and he’s attended multiple rainbow gatherings. He has several years left to serve in the Washington Correctional system.

He has been making art since he could sit up. He communicates better in writing than speech. If you are interested in the experience of an autistic person doing prison time, check out his Prison Blog. If you are a fan of comic art, underground/outsider music, Lovecraft, Clarke Ashton Smith, Murakami, Cixui Liu, etc.

White Person Style Rice

cook the rice. Make sure its not soft or the Samoans will criticize you. Add two bags of chicharonnes to a little hot water to soften them, then drain the liquid . Add mayonnaise and parkay and fry in the microwave until chewy . Then pour on barbecue sauce and mike again. Add chopped jalapeños and reconstituted minced onion to the pork rinds and mike again again ( Dethklok is reuniting again again. You know where they were were , but where are they now now ? ) Add the pork rinds and et al to the rice while a Mexican gangster butts in on your microwave for 30 seconds. Its OK, he's the homie. Crush a ramen and microwave dry until browned Add this to the rice and pork Mix burned dry ramen and 1/2 lime chili shrimp spice packet with the rice to add some crunch Mix sweet corn and black beans with two packets ranch and microwave until the ranch bubbles Add this to the rice and pork bowl and stir Serve White Person Style Rice to some brown people to prove your manhood .

Elisa Carlson